Here is a collection of random thoughts that pop in my mind. Most deal with my site, some don't. But I wanted a place to write all the stupid things that have popped into my mind that don't warrant an article. Enjoy!
I've determined a new ailment called Campo Shoulder that results from holding a flashlight between your neck and shoulder to maneuver in areas without electricity. Campo Shoulder is subtle, but your light holding shoulder will slightly become hunched towards your neck, which will look like the beginnings of turning into Igor from Young Frankenstein. I don't even have the neck flexibility to hold a flashlight like that, so I will fortunately never get Campo Shoulder.
All chickens have hair that stops promptly at their knee line, which gives them the impression of wearing knickers. With all the different colored chickens gathered it looks like that they all came for golf tryouts outside of Brighton at a Dickensian boarding school.
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